As a gangly, awkward adolescent, Cap'n Spiffy made the decision to follow in the footsteps of his father and become a galactic hero. A pretty big career decision, especially for someone whose first career goals involved being a dinosaur. Cap'n Spiffy is the hero of our story, and feels compelled to allow everyone he meets to know of that fact. His ego is larger than most second-world nations, and could power the city of Chicago for a fortnight. Adorned in his poofy army pants, aviator goggles, and peculiarly antennaed headware, he patrols the galaxy with his copilot/janitor, Schnopps. Cap'n Spiffy is the guardian of the thin line between order and chaos in the galaxy. Which side of this line he is actually on is debatable.